The Courtyard.

Ugh. It was the idiot who was responsible for the idiot god being an idiot. "What is he doing here?

Ahhhhhh.. rifle itten went up to him and aimed the gun at his head. What a stupid little cat. But it just looked hilarious.

"Aww poor rifle kitten.... that was so funny too..."

I rolled my eyes at him. Ughhh... "Whatever. I'm still p'oed at you."

"....." I made rifle kitten reincarnate from the dead! Haha... but it didn't have its rifle... just another stupid kitten..

"That's all you have to say?" I was annoyed at everything right now...

"Obviously...."

"Stupid cat! Go find a gun!" The kitten scampered off.

"I wonder . ." I muttered to myself. I wondered if my Dad liked this dude . .

"You wonder how i can control weather? Well, I believe that long ago i found out who my dad is. A greek titan named "Typhon." He was pretty much a titan of weather and evil."

"You know how I can explode your brain if you piss me off? Leave me alone."

I waited for rifle kitten... I got bored and made another catdog. That's about as ferocious as it got...

"Theia... and Hyperion came here too, I think. You should go talk to one of them...." ... and they can get rid of you when you annoy them!!

Rifle kitten came back with a machine gun this time!

"I know isn't it cool?" Rifle kitten ran over and poked him with the gun.

"You're so immature...."

Rifle kitten poked Saphira with the gun.
I kicked the cat over.

"Duh you could make a kitten if you wanted to. The problem is, I DON'T want a kitten, so it gets messed up.... and shoots people.."
Rifle kitten got back up and hid under a rock.
"... that cat is stupid."

"Hmm" I say, scratching my chin.

I start making lava pour out form my hands, and it starts flowing towards the girl who kept acting all angry.

OOC: He doesn't realize she's a child of Oceanus . .

And he, clearly, means Saphira.

I yawned, and some vaporized water in the air merged and fell on the lava. It cooled into stone almost immediately.

Rifle kitten got out from under the rock and ran around in circles. "Yeah... it's a stupid cat."

I smile, and then get the idea i was searching for. Out from the ground crawled a bird skeleton. the wingspan was about 15 feet. it stood up, and flew up into the air. Mid air, it exploded with black flames for its features. I smile again.

I see the bird, and have my wings pop out. I fly up to try and kill it . .

I see the new guy fly up, and send him spiraling down from a strange pattern of random gusts of gale force finds. He hit the ground pretty hard . .

I start going down, and make the ground into lava. I go in, and then crawl out, lava dripping off of me. "Who did that?" I almost yelled.

"I so wish I did..." Haha... pwned.

I started laughing. Any form of torture or destruction was hilarious... as long as it wasn't me.

I smile. "Adip, you did exactly as excepted. I figured you would do that. The bird was a lure. Hook, line, and sinker. " i smile.

I look at him, confused. "You mean you used me?"

"well, technically-"

"SHUT UP!" i yell, furious at both of them, and still glowing form the lava.

"Hahahaha double pwnage!" I kept laughing...so funny...

I waited to see how this new idiot would react. Probably attack them or something.

I pull storm bringer out, and swing it at the dude who made the bird.

The bird swooped down lightning fast, and grabbed the ginormous sword from him.

I smirked, and flew up in the air on my own air drifts. I flew up beside the bird .

I sprout my wings, and act like I'm going to chase them. I fly upwards, then quickly veer to the side, lunging at {Saphira}, hands out to grab her.

Uh huh... I punched him in the face. And the lava did nothing, since water doesn't burn. Pwned.

I fell over with laughter... I just couldn't help it.

I jerk backwards, but catch myself on my feet. Hmm. Let's think of powers i could use real quick. Of course. The earth below me rose me up a few feets. Solid rock now. Hehe. I sent waves of rock closing in on her from every angle, and prepared for her to jump from any which way.

I wave my hand, dissolving all the rock into shadow. I smile in his direction.

I quickly let loose my wings to drift down.

I jerk my hand, putting air up in his wings. He just kept rising and rising and rising.

I look over to Sahpira, and yell, "He's going to try a steep descent then turn the ground to lava. You need to turn that lava to pure stone right before he hits it.

I stop rising him up after he says that.

I stop going up, and change to a 90 degree dive straight for the ground, turning it to lava when i reach about 150 feet.

Hmm... some water started to converge on the area around the lava... and it would drop right down into it at the right time. If I did it now, he'd realize what I was doing.

I recovered from my laughing fit. "Attack, rifle kitty!" Rifle kitty started shooting.